FRYER

AGE: 50s

PRONOUNS: He / him

CLASSIFICATION: drumstick

LIKES: Russet, giving orders, authority, control

DISLIKES: chaos, tall people, delinquency, interruptions

Fryer is Russet’s right-hand man and self-appointed "second in command". He's a pedantic little menace who thrives on structure, hierarchy, and being juuust important enough to boss others around. He handles notes, schedules, memos, and reminders for Russet, and he takes the job VERY seriously- often more seriously than Russet themselves. Fryer hates disobedience, interruptions, and anyone who doesn’t follow orders, and he has a habit of repeating Russet’s commands to feel powerful. Everyone in the Salt-Syndicate finds him unbearable…